Thursday, April 24, 2008
7:27 PM
Oh diba? SOCHAL! Eternal Nemesis daw! [salamat kay BBB for the words of wisdom] meaning habang-buhay ko daw kaaway.. nice! and it seems nga na, oo! kaaway ko yan POREBER.. tskness.. wala naman kasing ginawa yang pesteng yan kundi mang-peste ng buhay ng iba.. hmmph.. sarap patayin.. nakuu!..
dami kong napaka-EK EK na memories with that impaktong walang magawa sa buhay.. at hindi pa marunong humingi ng tawad! abaa.. ang dapat diyan eh, PATAYIN! yah! exactly as in P-A-T-A-Y-I-N na in ingles is KILL -evil laugh-
Ewwness of PAIN Memories # 1 : because I came from a public school, the process of our recess goes like this, every morning, treasurers or epals or posers or nagmamagaling pipol collect Php10 from you.. Kung nagkulang naman ang pera na nakolek mo, tigok ka kay titser, pababayaran sau ang missing money, kaya ADVICE mga pipol, don't ever try doing that job, or else magdala kayo ng extra manie to pay for the loss.. LOL.. and dahil tamadora mga bulilit sa public schools, nagdadala sila ng sarili nilang cup for the soup like spaghetti, sopas, champorado etcetera, etcetera with additional side snacks like eggnog, cupcake, blahblah.. and OBVIOUSLY, you'll wash your own CUP when you go home.. There came a time, I purgat to wash that HOLYCRAP CUP and I left my bag unzipped at the so called BODEGA part of our haws.. and so the next day, recess.. I'm about to get hold of the cup when Out of Nowhere, may parang strings na nahawakan ang kamay ko, gulat ako.. pagtingin ko, BOOM! taena, pineste ang tirang sopas dun sa cup ko, hindi na lang ako kumibo, nakakahiya pag nalaman nina classmate na may Periplaneta amedcana na nanggaling sa bag ko, so shut up lang ako.. and ate nothing.. T-T
Ewwness of Pain Memories # 2 : Whenever I got to clean things after a long, long time, I go EWWWWWWW! when I saw Periplaneta amedcana's egg on those things.. and one time, I accidentally stepped on its EGG, goshness! I froze, and cried "Mamaaaa! naapakan ko yung itlog ng Periplaneta amedcana!" with halong kaderder voice.. and she would say "Mag-tsinelas ka kasi!" ewwww! I just went to the bathroom and wash my feet.. huhuhu.. T-T even when I was looking for the Nucleus Reviewer of my Bro, there's this egg and I'll go EWWWWWW! again! ANNOYING, SO MUCH!
Ewwness of Pain Memories # 3 : and I woke up and then look at my BLOOMING-ness on the mirror and suddenly, EWWWWness OF PAIN! T-T that pest/impakto/kaderder beings/alagad ni mambabarang/maduming ewan/blahblahblah had BITEN MY LOVELY EYES! waaaa! How come?! Wanna kill that whoever that is! ampp!.. I was so shy to go to school, but hey! I still attend class 'coz i'm not TAMADORA, you know? and then when I was in grade six, my boy classmate/seatmate was also biten by that pest, and my titser was like "Kinakagat ka nga, di ka man lang nagising!" waaaahahahaha! ONGA NAMAN! TINAMAAN AKO DUN! amp..
and the most ANNOYING-eber memories...
EWWNESS OF PAIN Memories # 4 : OUR HOUSE WAS INFESTED, especially OUR KITCHEN.. almost every night and I'm going to brush my teeth, usually takes place at the kitchen and EWWWWW! species of that SO DAMN POPULAR PEST in ALL HOUSEHOLD was crawling all around! WHAT THE EFF! hmmph! and just LAST WEDNESDAY (April 23, 2008) Nagsilabasan na ng lagim ang mga 'nyetang SPECIMEN na yan, pipol! GRRRR! Lumalamon ako ng ulam, TUNA [diet daw, LOL] with my Mom and Bro while Dad is cooking his Meal, and then, In the middle of my muching, came FLYING of those kaderder beings, TWO OF THEM, as if they are so BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLIES! What the eff?! me and my mom was like, screaming, LOL.. and my BRO was doing the stance as if to kill those pest and my dad got the WALIS TINGTING.. LOL.. and those beings stop for a while, and I finished eating, so I'm taking my used plates on the sink but stopped on the counter 'cause another one of the pest were crawling near the sink.. sabi ko, "Dadiiii, patayin mo yun..." and then suddenly, Dad was, errrr... jumping? why? Dahil yung isa pang peste na yon, dumapo sa BARE Back ni Dad, What the hell?! and I was laughing to death, LOL.. That wasn't the end, my bro and I was watching Godzilla in the Living Room, and those ANNOYING SPECIE flew to the window, EWWWW! Di mo ba kami tatantanan?! Sapok siya ni Kuya, bleh! Buti nga sayo.. :-p Naalala ko yan, dati rin, nadapuan ako ng 'langya na yan.. GRRR.. xhootness..
and they are... OH YEAH!GAGE! este IPISSSSSS! amppp! sarap i-eliminate lahat ng IPIS sa MUNDO!! waaaaaaa!! ang PERPEK na ISTRATEHIYA ng pangpatay, TSINELAS o kaya ROLLED NEWSPAPER! para siguradong DEDBOL! at dahil mabait rin ako kahit papano... Sumalangitimpyerno nawa ang kaluluwa ng mga ito..
dami kong napaka-EK EK na memories with that impaktong walang magawa sa buhay.. at hindi pa marunong humingi ng tawad! abaa.. ang dapat diyan eh, PATAYIN! yah! exactly as in P-A-T-A-Y-I-N na in ingles is KILL -evil laugh-
Ewwness of PAIN Memories # 1 : because I came from a public school, the process of our recess goes like this, every morning, treasurers or epals or posers or nagmamagaling pipol collect Php10 from you.. Kung nagkulang naman ang pera na nakolek mo, tigok ka kay titser, pababayaran sau ang missing money, kaya ADVICE mga pipol, don't ever try doing that job, or else magdala kayo ng extra manie to pay for the loss.. LOL.. and dahil tamadora mga bulilit sa public schools, nagdadala sila ng sarili nilang cup for the soup like spaghetti, sopas, champorado etcetera, etcetera with additional side snacks like eggnog, cupcake, blahblah.. and OBVIOUSLY, you'll wash your own CUP when you go home.. There came a time, I purgat to wash that HOLY
Ewwness of Pain Memories # 2 : Whenever I got to clean things after a long, long time, I go EWWWWWWW! when I saw Periplaneta amedcana's egg on those things.. and one time, I accidentally stepped on its EGG, goshness! I froze, and cried "Mamaaaa! naapakan ko yung itlog ng Periplaneta amedcana!" with halong kaderder voice.. and she would say "Mag-tsinelas ka kasi!" ewwww! I just went to the bathroom and wash my feet.. huhuhu.. T-T even when I was looking for the Nucleus Reviewer of my Bro, there's this egg and I'll go EWWWWWW! again! ANNOYING, SO MUCH!
Ewwness of Pain Memories # 3 : and I woke up and then look at my BLOOMING-ness on the mirror and suddenly, EWWWWness OF PAIN! T-T that pest/impakto/kaderder beings/alagad ni mambabarang/maduming ewan/blahblahblah had BITEN MY LOVELY EYES! waaaa! How come?! Wanna kill that whoever that is! ampp!.. I was so shy to go to school, but hey! I still attend class 'coz i'm not TAMADORA, you know? and then when I was in grade six, my boy classmate/seatmate was also biten by that pest, and my titser was like "Kinakagat ka nga, di ka man lang nagising!" waaaahahahaha! ONGA NAMAN! TINAMAAN AKO DUN! amp..
and the most ANNOYING-eber memories...
EWWNESS OF PAIN Memories # 4 : OUR HOUSE WAS INFESTED, especially OUR KITCHEN.. almost every night and I'm going to brush my teeth, usually takes place at the kitchen and EWWWWW! species of that SO DAMN POPULAR PEST in ALL HOUSEHOLD was crawling all around! WHAT THE EFF! hmmph! and just LAST WEDNESDAY (April 23, 2008) Nagsilabasan na ng lagim ang mga 'nyetang SPECIMEN na yan, pipol! GRRRR! Lumalamon ako ng ulam, TUNA [diet daw, LOL] with my Mom and Bro while Dad is cooking his Meal, and then, In the middle of my muching, came FLYING of those kaderder beings, TWO OF THEM, as if they are so BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLIES! What the eff?! me and my mom was like, screaming, LOL.. and my BRO was doing the stance as if to kill those pest and my dad got the WALIS TINGTING.. LOL.. and those beings stop for a while, and I finished eating, so I'm taking my used plates on the sink but stopped on the counter 'cause another one of the pest were crawling near the sink.. sabi ko, "Dadiiii, patayin mo yun..." and then suddenly, Dad was, errrr... jumping? why? Dahil yung isa pang peste na yon, dumapo sa BARE Back ni Dad, What the hell?! and I was laughing to death, LOL.. That wasn't the end, my bro and I was watching Godzilla in the Living Room, and those ANNOYING SPECIE flew to the window, EWWWW! Di mo ba kami tatantanan?! Sapok siya ni Kuya, bleh! Buti nga sayo.. :-p Naalala ko yan, dati rin, nadapuan ako ng 'langya na yan.. GRRR.. xhootness..
and they are... OH YEAH!
-BOW-
